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Post by Jeremy on Jun 27, 2003 14:29:53 GMT -5
Jeremy LM's answer:"Who knows? And who really cares? If I was a chicken, I'd probably cross the road too! It's the principle of the thing! This particular chicken obviously doesn't wanna be your average chicken. He wants to be different, but the other chickens wont talk to him..."Post your reply here! ;D
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Augie
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Dont be an American Idiot
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Post by Augie on Jun 27, 2003 14:45:58 GMT -5
Augie's Answer: "It's not hard to figure out, people. If it a country road, it was because he wanted to get home. If it was a town road or highway... he was suicidal."
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Post by Jeremy on Jun 28, 2003 8:10:31 GMT -5
Before we all knew it...
Ron ate the chicken and J-walked. ;D
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OtakuPenguin
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I'm bored in a life meaningless soaking up all of me like the cross you worship
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Post by OtakuPenguin on Dec 16, 2003 13:31:36 GMT -5
I'm assuming you guys never heard the story, but this wordly little lady will fill you in. This joke is actually derived from an old story, one of those I'm gonna teach you a lesson kinda stories. A farmer who collected eggs from his chickens noticed one of his hens wasn't producing as much eggs as she used to, and this old hen knew that he cooks all the chickens who won't lay eggs for him. So every morning, before dawn, she'd walk across the street to steal eggs from a cart in the market so she could claim them as her own. Now this was going on good for a long while until one day the farmer woke up earlier than usual because he had to run some early errands and he figured why not get a head start on today's chores and collect the eggs. He noticed the chicken was gone and went looking for her. As he walked out of the hen house he noticed her poking around back and when he walked back inside he saw her stick the eggs under herself. He killed the chicken anyway. The moral of the story is....DON"T LISTEN TO CLARISSA WHEN SHE RAMBLES FOR A LONG TIME ;D....the joke was just something someon made up when they were bored and that was the only pun they could figure....to get to the other side...  |
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Post by Blue on Feb 18, 2005 13:43:01 GMT -5
the joke itself is disturbing. i've never seen a chicken cross a road in my life because by the time they get there, they usually die from dehydration or end up getting devoured by a bigger animal or a troll. yes, i said troll.
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Rei
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blue flame of the pheonix alone and outcasted forever like me
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Post by Rei on Feb 19, 2005 7:59:18 GMT -5
...........ok then what is that all about the whole story thing. where did u come up with that 1?
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cody
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Post by cody on Jun 11, 2005 10:06:08 GMT -5
Hey man! You see the trolls too?
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